Emily Heller

Comedian, Writer, Protagonist

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lisahanawalt:

Slideshow + Q&A + book signing, original art, exclusive prints, and free drinks!

I’m MC-ing this! You should come!!!

lisahanawalt:

Slideshow + Q&A + book signing, original art, exclusive prints, and free drinks!

I’m MC-ing this! You should come!!!

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babygeniusespodcast:

Hello babies!!! This week’s guest is the undeniable twitter superstar LAUREN ASHLEY BISHOP aka @sbellelauren! She tells us what the sbelle means and teaches us all about the different types of Southern accents, cotillion, and generally being a lady! Spoiler alert: we didn’t know any of it!

Then friendship expert Micah Sherman Jesse Pallsgrove teaches us how to be a best friend, talks about his dance troupe’s trip to the leaning tower of Pisa, and explains how to “sex out” your problems!

Plus: ASMR talk! The right amount of make up to make people be nice to you! Animals and the people who don’t eat them! People who die by their own inventions!!

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Wonderful podcast music provided by Nate Heller.

GooooOOOoodbyyyyyeee!!!

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babygeniusespodcast:

This week on Baby Geniuses - internet writer / twitter master JULIEANNE SMOLINSKI aka BOOBSRADLEY stops by! We talk about food poisoning, what George Clooney & Channing Tatum might talk to each other about, and how to date people from the internet.

Then: Met Foods grocery expert Joe Pera Evan Pless tells us “what’s playing at the Met this week.”

Plus: headless chickens that steal our hearts! Sensory deprivation tanks! Other things that make us barf!

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GooooOOOoodbyyyyyeee!!!

This was a fun one!!

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babygeniusespodcast:

Hola babies! This (last) week’s episode features Best Week Ever’s own NICK TURNER! We talk to him about forensics, shoplifting, and other incriminating stuff!

Then: extreme eating expert Nick Maritato Paul Poundstone tells us about what’s coming up on the next season of his Travel Network show, and does some on-air eating for us. 

Plus! People who kill people who sing Frank Sinatra! Barffffff!!!! Memes! High school football! Extreme piercings!!!

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Wonderful podcast music provided by Nate Heller.

GooooOOOoodbyyyyyeee!!!

Good lord, Internet. What is your deal, even?! Do you ever even stop for two seconds to think about what you are doing, like for example that even if the fundamental idea is that you appreciate what Charles Ramsey has done and consider him to be an exceptional human being, that maybe considering the circumstances an auto-tune remix of his interview doesn’t even really make sense much less provide any kind of meaningful tribute and is kind of weird and gross and off-base, or is it just pedal to the metal 100% of the time JK that was a rhetorical question to which I already know the answer. GOD SPEED, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT.

The Internet Is A Sociopath | Videogum

Gabe Delahaye is your friend

Braco the Silent Gazer = Steve Martin!?!?!

Braco the Silent Gazer = Steve Martin!?!?!

This is from teamcoco.com and I just saw it today!! What a great picture!

courtingcomedy:

Spicy Interviews w/Emily Heller and George Gordon

I did this and boy was it a nightmare

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babygeniusespodcast:

photo by Mindy Tucker

Hey there, hot stuff. We’ve got a fresh one for ya!! New York favorite and fellow Conan alum MARK NORMAND is here to talk Jews, Propecia, and his title of Boner King!

Then: Frasier expert Jared Logan Tate German tells us about his favorite episodes, and what the gang at the Cafe Nervosa are up to now that the show is over!

In addition: Pranks! Tenderoni! Big butts and Maury Povich! Birth control!

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Wonderful podcast music provided by Nate Heller.

GooooOOOoodbyyyyyeee!!!

This is a real fun one, guys!