Hey, everybody! I’ve got a lot of exciting things coming up, and here they all are!
I’ll be in the state of New York for a few days and here’s what I’ll be doing:
Thanks to everyone who watched me on Chelsea Lately last month! I’ll be appearing again on the show March 12th.
MIDWEST WITH ANTHONY JESELNIK MARCH 13-16
Come see me open for Anthony Jeselnik in Madison, Green Bay, and Milwaukee, Wisconsin as well as Cincinnati, Ohio! Info about those dates here.
The super funny show I wrote for, Surviving Jack, premieres March 27 on Fox at 8:30 (right after American Idol!!). Please watch it! It’s got a lot of funny people and jokes on it!
I am also, of course, performing in LA a bunch, and you can see all those dates on my calendar just to the right of this post (if you’re looking at my tumblr which you should).
Thanks everyone!!! You smell good!!!!!
VERY SOON. We’ve recorded 2 1/2 new episodes, we just haven’t decided when to release them yet!
I mean it’s pretty hypocritical that we give Gwyneth shit for naming her kid Apple when there are like a million guys named Barry— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) February 11, 2014