January 2012
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(via American Daydream | Electric Guest | Music Video | MTV) BRO BRO BRO BRO
Jan 24th
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Better Resolutions
Hey jerks: asking someone about their New Year’s resolution is basically saying, “Listen, you and I both know you’re messed up. Now I wanna know what it is you plan to do about it.” It’s rude! And you don’t have to take it! Next time someone asks you what your resolution is, here are some good made-up ones. To elicit… Anger: “I resolve to see the...
Jan 23rd
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Jen Kirkman - comedian: What I Would Have Said... →
jenkirkman: But I AM SO SICK of talking about sexism. And even the articles that are rebuttals to the question “are women funny?” are tiresome. And I feel like women are asked to take small chunks of time here and there to seriously address the issue of people who keep saying or implying that “women aren’t funny.” I’m tired.  Can guys take over for a little bit? WORD
Jan 20th
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“During the conversation, Eddie hides Bink under his coat in his lap, but he...”
– Baby’s Day Out - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Who wants to start a Wikipedia book club?
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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“THE AFTERLIFE” Each installment in this new weekly comedy showcase focusses on...”
– Above and Beyond : The New Yorker HEY! My comedy show is featured in the New Yorker’s “Goings on About Town” section this week!
Jan 16th
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mulaney: Watch me on Jimmy Fallon last night!  Thanks to Jimmy and everyone at Late Night for always having the best audience.  Special thanks to Queen Latifah, Dolly Parton and Miranda Cosgrove for being my opening acts. They really warmed up the audience.  THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT IN THAT LAST POST YOU GUYS
Jan 14th
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My Own Personal Top 10 Comedy Moments of 2011
It’s a little late for a top ten of 2011 list, but this is one that nobody will even care about, so who cares! Like most people who do stand up comedy, I perform a lot. I tried counting on my calendar how many times I performed last year; it said 168, though that number doesn’t include open mics or last minute shows. Granted, I’m no Sammy Obeid (who performed for 365 days in a...
Jan 13th
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Jan 10th
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hey dont forget to admire your naked body in the...
pinatasmashing: ohohmydarlin: dumbassfils: and say to yourself one day you will be dead you will be inert matter rotting beneath the earth and until then expect only deadening toil and mute cruelty from your dealings with your fellow men and understand that the ways of god are profound and unknowable you sexy fuck you cutie little good body bitch I miss having a mirror to do this...
Jan 9th
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joemande: Just found this video from 2008 on an old hard drive. Possibly the dumbest thing Noah and I have ever made. Enjoy! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jan 7th
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Cabot vs. Cabot
Alexandra Cabot vs. Alexandra Cabot!! I just found out about this and my day is wrecked.
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tuesday, january 3rd
theafterlifecomedy: the afterlife with Erin Judge + the Lucas Brothers + Carolyn Castiglia + Brent Sullivan + Jena Friedman hosted by Emily Heller 9pm at the Sidewalk
Jan 3rd
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December 2011
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I would like to reiterate thisischristhayer: emilyheller: I Resolve to DANCE! (by Emily Heller) I’ll post this today and probably again soon because I LOVE IT. Here is the fun dance video that my brother and I made! Amazing body movement by: Janine Brito Edwin Li Marcello Fama Valerie Ames Aparna Nancherla Chris Thayer Caitlin Gill Words and singing and flailing by me. Music, audio...
Dec 31st
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Dec 27th
Nate Reads →
My brother’s Christmas present - to us and to all of you - was a recording of himself reading the entirety of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone in a British accent. Hallelujah.
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Amazing Quotes from my 8th Grade Yearbook
The Redwood Day School 8th grade graduating class of 1999 each picked a quote to appear next to their picture in the yearbook. The quotes are amazing. Here are a few of them: Brendan: “Corporation rock sucks!” -Bands such as Nirvana and Soundgarden Hugh: “Maybe life is like a ride on a freeway, dodging bullets while you are trying to find your way. Everyone’s around, but no one does a damn...
Dec 22nd
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I Resolve to DANCE! (by Emily Heller) I’ll post this today and probably again soon because I LOVE IT. Here is the fun dance video that my brother and I made! Amazing body movement by: Janine Brito Edwin Li Marcello Fama Valerie Ames Aparna Nancherla Chris Thayer Caitlin Gill Words and singing and flailing by me. Music, audio production, video directing/editing, and vocals by the...
Dec 18th
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tuesday, december 13th
This show is gonna be IT, you guys! theafterlifecomedy: Last Meal with Emily Heller + Louis Katz + Rae Sanni + Andy Haynes hosted by George Gordon 9pm at the Sidewalk
Dec 9th
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November 2011
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Nov 27th
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Nov 26th
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