May 2013
7 posts
“Good lord, Internet. What is your deal, even?! Do you ever even stop for two...”
– The Internet Is A Sociopath | Videogum
Gabe Delahaye is your friend
April 2013
19 posts
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The Afterlife - Reincarnation
theafterlifecomedy:
Tuesday, April 16th 7:30pm @ The Sidewalk Cafe, 94 Avenue A
Your Hosts:
Erin Judge & Josh Gondelman
and Guests!!!
Jermaine Fowler
Zach Sherwin
Katie Compa
TJ Young
Brian Parise
& Emily Heller
As always, a prize for the best answer to our weekly question. This week we ask: What would you like to be reincarnated as in the next life?
Tonight!
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Portland! Austin! San Francisco!
photo by Luke Fontana
Hey, everybody! Spring has sprung and I’m going on tour!
DO YOU LIVE IN PORTLAND? April 18-21 I’ll be in Portland for the Bridgetown Comedy Festival. Here are my shows.
DO YOU LIVE IN AUSTIN? April 24-27 I’ll be in Austin for the Moontower Comedy Festival. Here are my shows.
DO YOU LIVE IN THE BAY AREA? May 1-4 I’ll be at the San Francisco Punch...
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Nate Bargatze Returns to Conan for 4th Time
thecomedybureau:
We’re glad to see that Conan definitely has a great stable of regulars in regards to stand-up, not to mention that he features stand-up on a consistent basis. We’re also glad to see that a great example of this is Nate Bargatze notching his 4th set on a Conan O’Brien hosted program (he’s done two at Late Night and two at Conan).
Watch it now.
Anonymous asked: Didn't Conan say you were coming to San Francisco? Say it's so! (& tell us when & where - )
Just a reminder that my podcast is on iTunes, too. →
March 2013
21 posts
My Dirty Dumb Eyes BOOK TOUR
lisahanawalt:
Here’s my tour schedule this Spring and early Summer!
Buy tix for that awesome Live Wire show in Portland (June 1st) HERE.
I’ll also be at MOCCA in NYC this upcoming weekend (April 6), signing at the Drawn & Quarterly booth on Saturday from 4-5pm. They’ll have an extremely limited amount of advance copies of my book, come early to grab one.
Pre-order my book!
(or if...
WatchIn case you missed it, here I am on Conan!
Hi!
If you’re new here, why not follow me on twitter?
Other than that, you can find everything you need on my tumblr page!
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LA Shows!
Hey everybody -
I will be in LA starting tomorrow and I will be performing on some shows there! I didn’t put most of them on my calendar because of time zones and google and megawatts and some other stuff I don’t like trying to figure out. HERE’S WHAT SHOWS I’M DOING:
Monday, March 25
Hot Tub with Kurt & Kristen - 8 pm, The Virgil
Keep it Clean - 10 pm,...
“No, the enemy is rape culture. Which makes fuckers seem like the majority, and...”
– http://annetdonahue.tumblr.com/post/45772167812/its-not-her-fault-it-wasnt-my-fault-its-not-our.
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SPRING FLING!!
Hey guys, I’m gonna be traveling a lot next month! Here’s where:
April 18-21 Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, OR
April 24-27 Moontower Comedy Festival in Austin, TX
May 1-4 Punch Line Comedy Club in San Francisco, CA
More details soon!
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TOP TEN WOMEN OF ALL TIME!!!!! by Emily Heller
It’s International Women’s Day! That means shut up, men, you suck!!! LOL
jk!!! It’s a day when we talk about who’s cool and who’s NOT COOL in the world of women! So I made you this handy list of the top ten women of ALL TIME!!!! So everyone can SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT!!!
10. Rosa Parks
9. Bea Arthur
8. Beyonce
7. Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie
6. Me
...
Anonymous asked: Are bringer shows and open mics where you sit 'til 4 am through a surprise pack of homeless/mentally ill/drug addicted/pick any two people necessary evils for the aspiring comic?
This summer I’ll be debuting my 5 piece bathing suit which is just bikini top, bikini bottoms, bikini vest, bikini glove, & bikini cape
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) March 2, 2013
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink3(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dòt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
February 2013
18 posts
Watchbabygeniusespodcast:
Molly Shannon talks about experiencing ASMR on Jimmy Fallon and she doesn’t even know it! Starts at 3 min in
This is what it sounds like when someone who doesn’t know what ASMR is tries to explain being triggered! Thanks to Ann McLaughlin for bringing this to my attention.
