January 2009
8 posts
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Stumble Upon
Because I always have a shitload of tabs open in Mozilla, and because my tabs are close to my ‘thumbs up’ and ‘thumbs down’ buttons for Stumble Upon, I accidentally gave the “I like it!” thumbs up to my web-based GoDaddy work email and the thumbs down to Facebook.
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Tonik Health Insurance Customer Service On Hold...
Sorry for the long title but I want this to be as searchable as possible since I have some valuable information for anyone who is wondering why they are sitting on the Tonik Health Insurance (as Consumerist aptly describes, the “Poochie” of health insurance) help line for two hours like I did yesterday, listening to the automated menu run through your options over and over again,...
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Emily Heller's Job History Vol. 1
Hate to ruin the fact that I had exactly 69 blog posts before this one, but since I have a real job now I’d like to look back on my long and storied “job” history up to this point. This chapter is called: I drove an ice cream van for 1 (one) day in Portland. Being only a temporary citizen of the great city of Portland, Oregon, I looked for the oddest jobs I could. Craigslist...
I did a blog post!
A different one than this one. Over here.
Target Women
So amazing. Mooning, feminism, it’s got everything!
Don't waste your time
Did you know Black Knight is a fucking dream sequence movie? So over it.
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Afternoon delight
3:19:36 PM Teej: n00dz plz 3:20:35 PM Emily Heller: u wanna c a pic of my cock 3:20:42 PM Teej: yes plz 3:21:10 PM Emily Heller: http://www.pinkcoyote.net/cindychicken1.jpg 3:21:23 PM Teej: i’m fapping 3:21:23 PM Teej: thx 3:24:53 PM Emily Heller: yr welcum 3:29:08 PM Teej: i came 3:29:09 PM Teej: kbai 3:29:15 PM Teej: ur tha best 3:29:18 PM Emily Heller: hi hi hi bye bye bye Changed status...
Am I beautiful or what?
I think I’m dying. I have the flu. I figured I’d post before the NyQuil kicks in. Check the timestamp, suckers, I know it’s before 9:30. I haven’t left my bed since Thursday night. Life is awesome. FYI, the episode “Love, Rose” on season 2, disc 2 of the Golden Girls on DVD features Bea Arthur wearing the most amazing floor length crushed sea foam velvet tuxedo...
