Childhood Scans #5: Dear Mari
Okay, so I’ve run this one by all members of my immediate family, and no one has any idea what the hell this is all about. I don’t know if I wrote it, though there is some evidence to show that I did. First of all, when I retrieved it it was among all my other papers, and not my siblings’. Second of all, it IS written from my perspective - I DID use to take baths with Nathan, my...
Childhood Scans #4: What is Life?
This could have been a very nice piece of writing… were it not an assignment for science class. I have been a bullshitter for a while, apparently.
Childhood Scans #3: Time for Fun
This is a song I wrote… probably around 5th grade. That’s around the time when I started getting pretty into typing up very important things on the computer. Pretty sure it’s sung to a tune similar to “Rock around the clock.” However, considering the operative use of the word ‘hurl,’ I probably imagined it with more of a Wayne’s World type of grunge...
Childhood Scans #2: Breunhilda's Application
You’ll probably have to click on this image to enlarge it. I went to a private elementary school (genius alert), and this was a blank application for admission there. I must have found it and started filling out. My guess is this was in third grade, since in fourth grade the school moved to Oakland. Name: Heimlick, Breunhilda Chclocky This was a name I invented. I toyed with the idea of...
Some awe = awesome Full of awe = awful Both of those = describe my clothes on any given day ?
Childhood Scans #1: Penpal Desperation
This is the first of what will be many scans of my childhood documents. This one is called “Penpal Desperation” for reasons that are obvious. Don’t be fooled by the light hearted drawing at the top of the page. This letter is SERIOUS. I am a nine year old with needs. Specifically - I need a penpal. desperately. April 5, ‘95. What problems was I having at school that only a...
I love their crazy 1950s accents.
Yep, I'm amazing.