Why is it so hard?!
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HEY PARTY PEOPLE! bump this tonight!!! my brother just released his mashup album FOR FREE!!!!!
I just want to say...
I had a really good year. I know not everyone did and it is not lost on me how lucky I am. Thank you to everyone who I got to know this year who I didn’t know before. Thanks to my good friends who I still love and who keep reminding me why. Thanks to everyone who came to see me perform, and everyone who booked me for a show, and everyone I performed with, especially the people that I look up...
Listen, San Francisco
You really have no excuse not to see me perform at some point in January. Look at my show calendar. There is some insanely cool stuff happening… everywhere you look. Raunchy shows, attic shows, Oakland shows, Punch Line shows, CD release parties, and my return to Iron Comic. I can probably get you in for free to some of these, too! Get off your butts! You’re driving me bananas!
Nate Heller: fuck chores
Emily Heller: FUCK chores
Nate Heller: i wrote a rap about chores:
Nate Heller: "chores, i don't wanna do em
Nate Heller: i could be watchin tv and gum chewin
Nate Heller: chores - what are they good for?
Nate Heller: you could be eating ice cream cones while riding on a skateboard"
Emily Heller: hahahahahha
Others start as writers, but that, too, is a slower, more isolating, less sexy...– World of Punch Lines | Culture | Oakland, Berkeley & Bay Area Someone called what I do ‘more sexy’ than something else in a very indirect way!!!
Join us for a night of classy, sassy and holiday filled fun! Burlesque that...– The Polk Street Lounge This is tonight!
What. Is. This.
Raccoons attack two dogs after entering Alameda... →
This is the second story in a month about Alameda raccoons going crazy. I’ve always said that raccoons were my spirit animal, and now I know for sure. EDIT!!! This article reports that the attacks were on the 3200 block of Liberty Avenue. THAT’S WHERE MY PARENTS LIVE. Also they attacked a big dog and a little dog. MY PARENTS HAVE A BIG DOG AND A LITTLE DOG. Fuh.Reak.Eee.
Rooftop Comedy’s Holiday Countdown Merry Xmas from Kevin Camia!!!
An Oklahoma City man seeking sexual stimulation acted severely autistic and wore...– Oklahoma City man admits conning baby sitters by posing as autistic and wearing diapers | NewsOK.com And they think WE’RE the freaks. “Man seeking sexual stimulation” should be a section on Craigslist.
Here in San Francisco particularly, we’ve seen an explosion of really,...– “Wits ‘n’ Ass” - Dark Room Theater - San Francisco - Events Got some love from the SF Weekly! The article is about a super fun show at the Dark Room tomorrow night - come on out!
I don’t know. I’d like to be something useful. Maybe a can opener?– Wavy Gravy, on how he’d like to be reincarnated. Just saw Saint Misbehavin and it was great and you should go.