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Sex Talk with Kaseem: Back to the Cosbys →
What makes a woman strong? Claire Huxtable. I used to have a massive crush on Phylicia Rashad. She went to work – even though you didn’t know what she did. She had tight morals. She had an air like she wasn’t taking nothing from no one. And at night she had sex with her fat ass husband Bill…
Sex Talk with Kaseem: Know your zone →
I know my zone. I’m not trying to fuck models or girls from the club. I’m just trying to get a really cute girl that’s thick or fat. Or, small and thin. Cause small girls really love big guys, man! they really dig us. And not the small ones who are fat. They’re gonna look hobbit-ish in a…
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Emily Heller: what's he up to?
alex harris: he was at a show
alex harris: i dunno...doing drugs
alex harris: he was wearing some kind of cheetah print pimp coat and had like early busta rhymes dreads or something
alex harris: and maybe no pants
alex harris: no, probably had pants
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