January 2011
23 posts
“Jorma Taccone was far and away the best “Creeper.” I thought he...”
– ‘Saturday Night Live’: Jesse Eisenberg / Nicki Minaj Recap (VIDEO)
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The Man with the Beard part ii
Janine Brito: shit, I'm at a total loss as to what I could do
Janine Brito: I def need one more joke though
Emily Heller: i'm blanking
Emily Heller: you know who would really be able to help in this situation
Janine Brito: who?
Emily Heller: the man with the beard
Janine Brito: hahahahahahahaha
Janine Brito: I hate you
Emily Heller: hahahahhahahah
Emily Heller: THAT WAS MY FIRST ONE!
Janine Brito: I hate you so much
Emily Heller: hahahahahahhaha
Emily Heller: wow that felt great
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The Man with the Beard
Emily Heller: what is the beard joke that is apparently so famous in our family
DAD: it's not really funny
DAD: and of mysterious origin
DAD: But let's say you say " I like asparagus"
DAD: I might say, "you know who else likes asparagus?"
DAD: and you say "who?"
DAD: To which I hilariously reply "the man with the beard"
Emily Heller: hahahahhahaha
DAD: started with grandpa as far as I know. Hannah and Alex are carrying it forward
Emily Heller: hahahaha seriously?
DAD: yes
DAD: I guess the joke is getting the person to believe you're referring to a real person
Emily Heller: right
Emily Heller: it's like a deez nuts joke kind of
DAD: not familiar
“But not last night, baby! While Keane performed extremely well on rounds about...”
– Emily Heller Beats Out Four Iron Comics at SF Punchline | Ear Bud
Wrap-up of last night’s somewhat epic battle. Someone buy me a tiara!!!
“We’re especially excited about Heller, whose brand of observational...”
– Iron Comic - Punch Line - San Francisco - Events
If you don’t come to this show tomorrow you’re a big dummy!
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February 14th. →
marcellacomedy:
So, for Valentines Day I want to set up multiple dinner reservations with a male friend and before we even get to the meal he does a marriage proposal and I dramatically say “No” and run out and give people a Valentines Day they’ll never forget!! Who’s down for this? Feel free to steal this idea and ruin as many dinners as possible. Also, I’ll be doing the San Francisco...
“When Ice-T asked Law & Order series producer Dick Wolf how the part was...”
– Fin Tutuola - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“Tracye McQuirter, a vegan for 23 years and author of “By Any Greens...”
– Vegan diets becoming more popular, more mainstream
Um… “By Any Greens Necessary” is an AMAZING title for a vegan guide aimed at black women. I hope there is a recipe for “Angel(a Davis) Food Cake.”
WatchCool Names by Keenan Burton Stand-up Comedy and Video on RooftopComedy.com
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