April 2011
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This week’s episode of Slumming It is finally up! With amazing author/storyteller/funny person Beth Lisick! Comedian Miles K! Plus our second-ever joke off!
“It was local comic Ron Funches and SF comic Emily Heller who really sold the...”
– Thursday Recap: Andy Dick Considered, Emily Heller, Ron Funches, & More | Blogtown, PDX
A Festival of Funny | Arts | Portland Mercury →
I got a brief shout out in this article about my appearance in this weekend’s Bridgetown Comedy Festival! For a full list of the shows I’ll be appearing in, go here: http://bridgetowncomedyfestival.com/performer/emily-heller/
Watch(via Friday by miles kittredge Stand-up Comedy and Video on RooftopComedy.com)
It might be because I was out of the country when this whole thing hit, but I find this scumbag lip dub of Friday to be pretty amazing.
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April Fools in my jerky family
It was almost midnight in New York and my sister and I realized we hadn't pranked anyone yet! We decided to text my Dad in California.
Mari: Have you talked to emmers? She's being kinda weird. Don't tell her I told you but she met a dude on her trip and hasn't been staying with me. She dropped her bags off and I've seen her do a few shows but she blew me off for lunch today. I'm kinda pissed at her.
Dad: What??? This is the first we're hearing of it. Where r u? Can we talk on the phone?
Mari: I'm out with Julie and Rachel and Ralph. We just went to emily's show and the dude was there. His name is Anton or something. And emily left with him and barely said goodbye. Could call you in a bit.
Dad: Ok. We'll be up till 11 at least.
Mari: Just tell me if you think this is weird or not. This dude apparently wants to move to isreal and emily seemed really upset about that. I am just kinda worried. She seems like she's fallen hard. Did I tell you he's 21?
Dad: Yikes. Should we be worried? Ems not tlking about moving to isreal is she? Call us when u can.
Mari: I don't think she wants to move to isreal. But I don't think she wants to lose this guy.
Mari: I'm a little worried.
Mari: Also I think anton's a zionist.
Mari: Also he has a glass eye!
Mari: Also..... what day is it today? Maybe look at the calendar.
Dad: You ducking bastard!
Dad: F
Dad: I was onfacebook trying to find this guy.
Mari: HAHAHA!!!!!
Dad: You are ducking dead
Mari: Don't duck with me.
Mari: You know you're quaking up right now.
Mari: Quacking.
Dad: Was em in on this?
Dad: Mom took four zanax
