January 2012
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Better Resolutions
Hey jerks: asking someone about their New Year’s resolution is basically saying, “Listen, you and I both know you’re messed up. Now I wanna know what it is you plan to do about it.”
It’s rude! And you don’t have to take it! Next time someone asks you what your resolution is, here are some good made-up ones. To elicit…
Anger:
“I resolve to see the...
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Jen Kirkman - comedian: What I Would Have Said... →
jenkirkman:
But I AM SO SICK of talking about sexism. And even the articles that are rebuttals to the question “are women funny?” are tiresome. And I feel like women are asked to take small chunks of time here and there to seriously address the issue of people who keep saying or implying that “women aren’t funny.” I’m tired. Can guys take over for a little bit?
WORD
“During the conversation, Eddie hides Bink under his coat in his lap, but he...”
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Who wants to start a Wikipedia book club?
“THE AFTERLIFE”
Each installment in this new weekly comedy showcase focusses on...”
– Above and Beyond : The New Yorker
HEY! My comedy show is featured in the New Yorker’s “Goings on About Town” section this week!
Watchmulaney:
Watch me on Jimmy Fallon last night!
Thanks to Jimmy and everyone at Late Night for always having the best audience.
Special thanks to Queen Latifah, Dolly Parton and Miranda Cosgrove for being my opening acts. They really warmed up the audience.
THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT IN THAT LAST POST YOU GUYS
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My Own Personal Top 10 Comedy Moments of 2011
It’s a little late for a top ten of 2011 list, but this is one that nobody will even care about, so who cares!
Like most people who do stand up comedy, I perform a lot. I tried counting on my calendar how many times I performed last year; it said 168, though that number doesn’t include open mics or last minute shows. Granted, I’m no Sammy Obeid (who performed for 365 days in a...
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hey dont forget to admire your naked body in the...
pinatasmashing:
ohohmydarlin:
dumbassfils:
and say to yourself
one day you will be dead
you will be inert matter rotting beneath the earth
and until then
expect only deadening toil and mute cruelty
from your dealings with your fellow men
and understand
that the ways of god are profound and unknowable
you sexy fuck
you cutie little good body bitch
I miss having a mirror to do this...
Watchjoemande:
Just found this video from 2008 on an old hard drive. Possibly the dumbest thing Noah and I have ever made. Enjoy!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Cabot vs. Cabot
Alexandra Cabot
vs.
Alexandra Cabot!!
I just found out about this and my day is wrecked.
tuesday, january 3rd
theafterlifecomedy:
the afterlife
with Erin Judge
+ the Lucas Brothers
+ Carolyn Castiglia
+ Brent Sullivan
+ Jena Friedman
hosted by Emily Heller
9pm at the Sidewalk
