Yo this fucking $5 hair towel is my DESTINY!! #celebritieswithoutmakeup twitter.com/MrEmilyHeller/… — Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) February 19, 2012 What took me so long?!
Whitney's REAL tragedy was giving up her greatest... →
Whether this is true or not - shout out to those making it easier for people to be happy and loved, and to those choosing it
Happy Valentine's Day!
I really love being single! Even Valentine’s Day can’t make me feel bad about it. One of my favorite things about being single is listening to breakup songs. Is that a contradiction? Maybe. I don’t care. For ruminations on the gravitas of breakup songs, highly recommend listening to the This American Life episode about it (or at least Starlee Kine’s segment). The best...
So Jamie Lee Curtis watches videos on her iPad of ladies talking about their poos? Is that what this Activia commercial wants me to believe? — Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) February 11, 2012
My friend Jinnie asked me to submit to her zine, the theme of which is “Teen Dream.” A Teen Dream themed zine! It’s not out yet, but here’s what I sent her! Things a Teenage Boy Dreams About, I’m Guessing By Emily Heller, Adult Woman and Dream Expert - He goes to school and everyone is wearing a dress. Everyone hates him. Why? - A girl is there and she winks at...