February 2012
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 20th
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Yo this fucking $5 hair towel is my DESTINY!! #celebritieswithoutmakeup twitter.com/MrEmilyHeller/… — Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) February 19, 2012 What took me so long?!
Feb 19th
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Whitney's REAL tragedy was giving up her greatest... →
Whether this is true or not - shout out to those making it easier for people to be happy and loved, and to those choosing it
Feb 19th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Happy Valentine's Day!
I really love being single! Even Valentine’s Day can’t make me feel bad about it. One of my favorite things about being single is listening to breakup songs. Is that a contradiction? Maybe. I don’t care. For ruminations on the gravitas of breakup songs, highly recommend listening to the This American Life episode about it (or at least Starlee Kine’s segment). The best...
Feb 14th
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Feb 12th
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So Jamie Lee Curtis watches videos on her iPad of ladies talking about their poos? Is that what this Activia commercial wants me to believe? — Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) February 11, 2012
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 1st
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Teen Dream
My friend Jinnie asked me to submit to her zine, the theme of which is “Teen Dream.” A Teen Dream themed zine! It’s not out yet, but here’s what I sent her! Things a Teenage Boy Dreams About, I’m Guessing By Emily Heller, Adult Woman and Dream Expert - He goes to school and everyone is wearing a dress. Everyone hates him. Why? - A girl is there and she winks at...
Feb 1st
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