So happy to have started this and many other fights davetotheross: I got in a “twitter war” with Alex Koll recently, because he took my avatar, and that’s FUCKED UP. He whipped my ass, by the by, with these two animated gifs. Didn’t think the world should go without seeing ‘em. Alex is fucking hilarious, by the way. Buy his album.
thenewchrisburns asked: What does it sound like really when doves cry?
May 8th at the Afterlife!
theafterlifecomedy: TONIGHT! 8:30 sharp! Jamie Lee Josh Rabinowitz Myq Kaplan Hosted by Emily Heller and featuring George Gordon!
she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts she’s cheer captain and Ｉ’ Ｍ ＴＨＥ ＤＡＲＫ ＬＯＲＤ ＳＡＴＡＮ
Bring a thick skin, and a dictionary.– Kinky sex party, or Nato Green’s album recording next week? YOU WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE NEW PARISH TO FIND OUT! 1/2 priced tickets here.
Five years ago, Donny let me down.
Thanks to the new Facebook feature where, when someone messages you, it shows you every message you’ve ever sent them, I end up skipping down memory lane a lot. Just kidding. It barely ever happens. HOWEVER, today I did happen to find this conversation from… oh, five years ago, between me and my friend Donny. At the time, he was a competitive college tennis player whose career as a...