Emily Heller

Comedian, Writer, Protagonist

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amyspalding:

bikinikillrecords:

Bikini Kill flyer 1991

Always reblog.

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tetanusorigins:

Ugh girl me 2

Hey, everybody! I’ve got a lot of exciting things coming up, and here they all are!

NEW YORK

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I’ll be in the state of New York for a few days and here’s what I’ll be doing:

CHELSEA LATELY

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Thanks to everyone who watched me on Chelsea Lately last month! I’ll be appearing again on the show March 12th.

MIDWEST WITH ANTHONY JESELNIK MARCH 13-16

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Come see me open for Anthony Jeselnik in Madison, Green Bay, and Milwaukee, Wisconsin as well as Cincinnati, Ohio! Info about those dates here. 

SURVIVING JACK!!!

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The super funny show I wrote for, Surviving Jack, premieres March 27 on Fox at 8:30 (right after American Idol!!). Please watch it! It’s got a lot of funny people and jokes on it!

I am also, of course, performing in LA a bunch, and you can see all those dates on my calendar just to the right of this post (if you’re looking at my tumblr which you should).

Thanks everyone!!! You smell good!!!!!

Me and these knuckleheads will be on @chelsealately_e tonight!!! 11/10c on E!

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

huffley6:

writergrrrl:

serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?

I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.

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You’ve all been warned

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
When is Baby Geniuses coming back??
emilyheller emilyheller Said:

VERY SOON. We’ve recorded 2 1/2 new episodes, we just haven’t decided when to release them yet!