I’ll let you know when that happens!!
But seriously. I got a lot of very nice, generous encouragement from comics I respect. That’s not how I “knew I was born to do comedy,” but it was how I made peace with the fact that I hadn’t trained myself for any other profession.
Only if he was 60+ years old and lived in Miami.
Even then, probably not.
That is good to know! I 100% plan on recording an album. Maybe next year!
Okay well it’s on you then to come up with a better word for masturbating! Should take you for the rest of high school. There! I solved your high school problem!
Boys get much, much better in college. College boys were a LOT of fun.
Working hard is hard. I don’t like it. That said, you won’t regret doing it. I heard it was more competitive now than it used to be. Is that not true? Don’t date if you don’t want to. High school boys are truly moronic. This might not be appropriate to say but I encourage you, when you feel comfortable, to masturbate a lot. That’ll teach you more than dating a boy will.
I had a boyfriend in high school for a year and neither of us knew what we were doing and I don’t think it was a healthy relationship. I wish someone had told me earlier that having a boyfriend doesn’t make you valuable because I really thought it did. It’s much easier in college.
Will you make me a whiny samba mix?!
Hang in there. High school sucks but there are probably some cool people you haven’t met yet. The people I liked the most in high school I didn’t really start hanging out with until junior year. But don’t feel like a loser if your life is boring and doesn’t look like a Levi’s commercial with people pushing each other in shopping carts and making out in the street and stuff. People aren’t really having that much more fun than you are. And if they are, fuck ‘em. Music will sound better to you now than it will for the rest of your life, so enjoy that if you can. Don’t murder anyone. Can’t say for sure but that would probably make high school worse.
I didn’t do much other than debate, at least nothing that helped with college (I played in a shitty band and went to a lot of shows and drew comics and listened to whiny music) but it was also easier to get into college when I was applying than it will be for you. So, sorry about that! If you can’t think of anything else you really wanna do, might as well throw yourself into some subject or another and get one of those teachers on your side so they’ll write you a good letter or recommendation. The truth about high school teachers is that their favorite thing in the world is when you try. It’s like catnip for them, they go absolutely crazy for it.
Tripping happens to the best of us, and also, the most whatever-y of us. Sometimes tables move out in front of me out of spite, I’m pretty sure.
I was alright! I have always been a B student, and I knew that, so I decided (because I was lucky enough to have the option) to go to a very demanding high school where getting a B would actually mean learning a whole lot. I was on the debate team, too. I was pretty good at that but I didn’t like doing the work. I watched a lot of TV and procrastinated a lot. I still do.
What did you study? MURDERING PEOPLE!?!