Emily Heller

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The Redwood Day School 8th grade graduating class of 1999 each picked a quote to appear next to their picture in the yearbook. The quotes are amazing. Here are a few of them:
  • Brendan: “Corporation rock sucks!” -Bands such as Nirvana and Soundgarden
  • Hugh: “Maybe life is like a ride on a freeway, dodging bullets while you are trying to find your way. Everyone’s around, but no one does a damn thing. It brings me down, but i won’t let it.” -Offspring
  • Juan: “Kids in a back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids.” -himself
  • Me: “Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” -Jackie Mason [[I did not know who Jackie Mason was]]
  • Jake: “I am Ironman!” -Ozzy Osbourne
  • Aaron: “Pople who live in glass houses shouldn’t walk around naked.” -unknown
  • Kim: “Is it harder to count on someone or to know that you are the one being counted upon?” -Sally on Felicity
  • Hector: “The day that I die will be the day that I shut my mouth and put down my guitar.” -Sublime

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