Emily Heller

Comedian, Writer, Protagonist

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Apparently Reuben didn’t quite grasp the Bible’s lessons about humility.

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I’ve gotta find some way be involved with this. #sfcbf (Taken with instagram)

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jah-division:

my name is luna enriquez

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Dan, Kelly, and Arthur handed out these unbelievably hilarious fake restaurant menus at the Great Googa Mooga Festival in Brooklyn this...

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suckmydicknewyorker:

This week’s caption contest:
Yeah, the air’s nice, but who’s gonna suck my dick?
Hey, I’ll give you this bike if you suck my dick.
Ughh, it is SO HARD to get road head while riding this bike! Someone suck my dick!!

I started another new blog.

This week’s caption contest:

Yeah, the air’s nice, but who’s gonna suck my dick?

Hey, I’ll give you this bike if you suck my dick.

Ughh, it is SO HARD to get road head while riding this bike! Someone suck my dick!!

I started another new blog.

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