p.s. In case you couldn’t tell, I had to add “Ladies and” to the beginning of this and nine other documents, because for some reason, these contracts were prepared under the assumption that I was only interested in working with the men at your company. What the hell, CAA? I mean, am I not getting something here? Why are these all addressed to “Gentlemen”? I know you have women there because I’m blessed to have a few of them working for me, and I find this casual dismissal of all the hard work they do totally baffling. I’m not going to tell you how to run your business, but if these papers are a representation of the culture and priorities of your company, I can tell you right now you’re going to lose out on a lot of talented clients and a lot of talented agents. Also, while I’ve got you here, did you see Prometheus? Why did that robot do all that stuff? That movie made no sense.