Emily Heller

Comedian, Writer, Protagonist

Recent Tweets @MrEmilyHeller
Posts I Like
Who I Follow

Here is a list of movies I haven’t seen, that most people agree I should have. Each one on its own is forgivable, but ALL OF THEM TOGETHER???:

  • The Godfather
  • Empire Strikes Back
  • Return of the Jedi
  • Citizen Kane
  • ET
  • Beaches
  • Silence of the Lambs
  • The 6th Sense
  • The Shining
  • Psycho
  • Vertigo
  • A Streetcar Named Desire
  • Full Metal Jacket
  • Indiana Jones
  • Gone with the Wind
  • Caddyshack
  • The Exorcist
  • Carrie
  • Rosemary’s Baby
  • Sophie’s Choice
  • Saturday Night Fever
  • Boogie Nights
  • Blue Velvet
  • Ben Hur
  • Ten Commandments
  • Spartacus
  • Robocop
  • Reservoir Dogs
  • Breakfast at Tiffany’s
  • Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner
  • The Color Purple
  • Last of the Mohicans
  • Dances with Wolves
  • Hunt for Red October
  • Flashdance
  • Footloose
  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
  • Lawrence of Arabia
  • A Few Good Men
  • Top Gun
  • Karate Kid
  • Weekend at Bernie’s
  • Jaws
  • Philadelphia
  • Terms of Endearment
  • Misery
  • Beverly Hills Cop
  • Firestarter
  • Rocky
  • Rambo
  • Goodfellas
  • Scarface
  • Do the Right Thing
  • Jungle Fever
  • Malcolm X
  • Field of Dreams
  • The English Patient
  • Boys n the Hood
  • 8 1/2
  • Mommy Dearest
  • Welcome to the Dollhouse
  • Driving Miss Daisy
  • The Dark Knight
  • Die Hard
  • Lethal Weapon

Here are some things that I have seen:

  • Twilight: Breaking Dawn Pt. 1
  • Every episode of Frasier (11 seasons, 24 episodes each at 22 minutes = roughly 97 hours)
  • Drive Me Crazy (25+ times)

Somebody fix me.

  1. straightwodka said: I haven’t seen a lot of these movies… But generally anyone who refuses to forgive you for not seeing a movie they really like is way too into movies. There’s a lot of life to be lived outside the theater.
  2. chirp said: I haven’t seen anything on that list except the Star Warses and a couple of the Hitchcock ones, and I fell asleep during Citizen Kane in high school AP English, does that count?
  3. joeydevine said: FAST FIVE?
  4. pauljay said: What I got from this is, you don’t care for movies. Because this is a list of EVERY MOVIE
  5. emilyheller posted this