Emily Heller

Comedian, Writer, Protagonist

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cosmosonic:

Sixteen year old Peaches Browning is helped into her coat by her husband, real estate developer, Edward West Browning. New York....

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No words.

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youngblackandvegan:

turtandmamalivingfree:

Turt fashion.

look at her lil head wrap and chubby lil toesssssss

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Emma Stone

Me? Go on a date with Emma Stone? Let’s be honest: there’s no FREAKING way that would ever happen! “Why?” Uhhhh, let’s see…

1. She’s the...

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Oh ok. Bobby B and Farley (@chelsanity) having verymuch romantic dinner. #krollshows2

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The Afterlife - Going to Live on the Farm

If you really loved me, you’d come to this tonight. Fuck a rain cloud.

theafterlifecomedy:

Tuesday, September 18th 8pm @ The Sidewalk, 94 Avenue A

With your host: Emily Heller

And Guests

Hari Kondabolu

Amber Nelson

James Patterson

Jamie Lee

And Erin Judge

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If you really loved me, you’d come to this tonight. Fuck a rain cloud.
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