Me? Go on a date with Emma Stone? Let’s be honest: there’s no FREAKING way that would ever happen! “Why?” Uhhhh, let’s see…
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Hi. I have some shows coming up! If you live in New York, you should come!
The Afterlife * Tuesdays at 8pm sharp * The Sidewalk Cafe * 94 Avenue A
This show happens every week, but the next ones I’m on are Sept 18, Oct 9, Oct 16, & Oct 30. Free with one drink minimum!
Fresh Out! * Thursdays at 9pm sharp * UCBeast * 3rd & A
I host this show every week with Adam Conover! $5!
The Emily Heller Birthday Show
This one is gonna be a real doozy. I’m gonna wear a dress and everything.