Emily Heller

lisahanawalt: Slideshow + Q&A + book signing, original art,...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:28:57 -0400

Slideshow + Q&A + book signing, original art, exclusive prints, and free drinks!

I’m MC-ing this! You should come!!!

babygeniusespodcast: Hello babies!!! This week’s guest is the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:16:36 -0400

Hello babies!!! This week’s guest is the undeniable twitter superstar LAUREN ASHLEY BISHOP aka @sbellelauren! She tells us what the sbelle means and teaches us all about the different types of Southern accents, cotillion, and generally being a lady! Spoiler alert: we didn’t know any of it!

Then friendship expert ~~Micah Sherman~~ Jesse Pallsgrove teaches us how to be a best friend, talks about his dance troupe’s trip to the leaning tower of Pisa, and explains how to “sex out” your problems!

Plus: ASMR talk! The right amount of make up to make people be nice to you! Animals and the people who don’t eat them! People who die by their own inventions!!

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Wonderful podcast music provided by Nate Heller.

GooooOOOoodbyyyyyeee!!!

babygeniusespodcast: This week on Baby Geniuses - internet...

Fri, 10 May 2013 13:02:59 -0400

babygeniusespodcast:

This week on Baby Geniuses - internet writer / twitter master JULIEANNE SMOLINSKI aka BOOBSRADLEY stops by! We talk about food poisoning, what George Clooney & Channing Tatum might talk to each other about, and how to date people from the internet.

Then: Met Foods grocery expert ~~Joe Pera~~ Evan Pless tells us “what’s playing at the Met this week.”

Plus: headless chickens that steal our hearts! Sensory deprivation tanks! Other things that make us barf!

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Wonderful podcast music provided by Nate Heller.

GooooOOOoodbyyyyyeee!!!

This was a fun one!!

babygeniusespodcast: Hola babies! This (last) week’s episode...

Tue, 07 May 2013 16:15:18 -0400

babygeniusespodcast:

Hola babies! This (last) week’s episode features Best Week Ever’s own NICK TURNER! We talk to him about forensics, shoplifting, and other incriminating stuff!

Then: extreme eating expert ~~Nick Maritato~~ Paul Poundstone tells us about what’s coming up on the next season of his Travel Network show, and does some on-air eating for us.

Plus! People who kill people who sing Frank Sinatra! Barffffff!!!! Memes! High school football! Extreme piercings!!!

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Wonderful podcast music provided by Nate Heller.

GooooOOOoodbyyyyyeee!!!

"Good lord, Internet. What is your deal, even?! Do you ever even stop for two seconds to think about..."

Tue, 07 May 2013 15:15:00 -0400

“Good lord, Internet. What is your deal, even?! Do you ever even stop for two seconds to think about what you are doing, like for example that even if the fundamental idea is that you appreciate what Charles Ramsey has done and consider him to be an exceptional human being, that maybe considering the circumstances an auto-tune remix of his interview doesn’t even really make sense much less provide any kind of meaningful tribute and is kind of weird and gross and off-base, or is it just pedal to the metal 100% of the time JK that was a rhetorical question to which I already know the answer. GOD SPEED, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT.”

- The Internet Is A Sociopath | Videogum

Gabe Delahaye is your friend

Braco the Silent Gazer = Steve Martin!?!?!

Fri, 03 May 2013 18:52:07 -0400

Braco the Silent Gazer = Steve Martin!?!?!

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Wed, 01 May 2013 21:21:04 -0400

This is from teamcoco.com and I just saw it today!! What a great...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 17:16:43 -0400

This is from teamcoco.com and I just saw it today!! What a great picture!

courtingcomedy: Spicy Interviews w/Emily Heller and George...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 15:51:00 -0400

courtingcomedy:

Spicy Interviews w/Emily Heller and George Gordon

I did this and boy was it a nightmare

babygeniusespodcast: Hey there, hot stuff. We’ve got a fresh...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 15:26:03 -0400

babygeniusespodcast:

Hey there, hot stuff. We’ve got a fresh one for ya!! New York favorite and fellow Conan alum MARK NORMAND is here to talk Jews, Propecia, and his title of Boner King!

Then: Frasier expert ~~Jared Logan~~ Tate German tells us about his favorite episodes, and what the gang at the Cafe Nervosa are up to now that the show is over!

In addition: Pranks! Tenderoni! Big butts and Maury Povich! Birth control!

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Wonderful podcast music provided by Nate Heller.

GooooOOOoodbyyyyyeee!!!

This is a real fun one, guys!

This is really a picture of Dana Gould being observed by...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 02:23:01 -0400

This is really a picture of Dana Gould being observed by @reggiewatts

via http://www.berzinsh.lv/photo.php

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 15:39:00 -0400

via http://www.berzinsh.lv/photo.php

1994summerfire: oliviatheelf: I never even knew this and I’ve...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 15:35:07 -0400

1994summerfire:

oliviatheelf:

I never even knew this and I’ve fed bread to ducks multiple times! D: Definitely reblog this so everyone knows!

This important because you, like me, probably didn’t know it.

oh jesus christ wtf

The Afterlife - Reincarnation

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 12:32:06 -0400

theafterlifecomedy:

Tuesday, April 16th 7:30pm @ The Sidewalk Cafe, 94 Avenue A

Your Hosts:

Erin Judge & Josh Gondelman

and Guests!!!

Jermaine Fowler

Zach Sherwin

Katie Compa

TJ Young

Brian Parise

& Emily Heller

As always, a prize for the best answer to our weekly question.
This week we ask: What would you like to be reincarnated as in the next life?

Tonight!

dethpsun: I finally got this properly documented. It’s a Secret...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 02:43:30 -0400

dethpsun:

I finally got this properly documented. It’s a Secret Histories Map of San Francisco. It was for a show a few years ago at the San Francisco Arts Commission. You can read more about it here:

http://www.dethpsun.com/otherthings/sfmap/

Portland! Austin! San Francisco!

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 13:44:00 -0400

photo by Luke Fontana

Hey, everybody! Spring has sprung and I’m going on tour!

DO YOU LIVE IN PORTLAND? April 18-21 I’ll be in Portland for the Bridgetown Comedy Festival. Here are my shows.

DO YOU LIVE IN AUSTIN? April 24-27 I’ll be in Austin for the Moontower Comedy Festival. Here are my shows.

DO YOU LIVE IN THE BAY AREA? May 1-4 I’ll be at the San Francisco Punch Line featuring for Tommy Johnagin. Buy tickets here.

Hope to see you all out there!

babygeniusespodcast: Hello babies! This week’s guest is a...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 16:55:00 -0400

babygeniusespodcast:

Hello babies! This week’s guest is a filmmaker and also sister to famous podcaster Emily Heller: MARIELLE HELLER! She shares with us her encounter with The Experimentalist and we are seriously so baffled. We talk about twisting forks, magic, stoner dads, Phoebe Gloeckner, and her movie adaptation of Diary of a Teenage Girl.

Then: organizational expert ~~Dan Hodapp~~ Adams Zachary tells us how to get our shit together!

Plus: pranks! Dogs with diplomas! Dick pics! Conan behind-the-scenes secrets! And are unicorns real?!

Oh, and here’s that fork:

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Wonderful podcast music provided by Nate Heller.

GooooOOOoodbyyyyyeee!!!

shrillmurray: guys, the credits on the future feat john mulaney...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 14:42:34 -0400

shrillmurray:

guys, the credits on the future feat john mulaney are insane

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Wed, 10 Apr 2013 13:20:14 -0400

New episode of The Future featuring the amazing John...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 14:45:00 -0400

New episode of The Future featuring the amazing John Mulaney!!!!! (by AboveAverageNetwork)