Emily Heller

Comedian, Writer, Protagonist

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Hey dudes! Tell all your friends in Colorado and New York that I’m coming to say hi and do some shows!

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DENVER

Friday, April 25 - 10 pm - The Grawlix at the Bug Theater

Saturday, April 26 - 10 pm - Epilogue Comedy at Mutiny Cafe

Sunday, April 27 - 8 pm - Propaganda at Lannie’s Clocktower

NEW YORK

Monday, April 28 - 8 pm - Night Train with Wyatt Cenac at Littlefield

Monday, April 28 - 11 pm - Whiplash at UCB

Tuesday, April 29 - 7 pm - Kean University in Union NJ with Anthony Jeselnik & Ron Funches

Wednesday, April 30 - 7:30 pm - Caroline’s on Broadway

Wednesday, April 30 - 8:30 pm - Big Terrific at Cameo Gallery, BK

Thursday, May 1 - 9 pm - Fresh Out! at UCBeast

Thursday, May 1 - 9:30 pm - Kabin

Thursday, May 1 - 10:30 pm - Dan + Joe + Charles Show at UCBeast

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Hey, everybody! I’ve got a lot of exciting things coming up, and here they all are!

NEW YORK

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I’ll be in the state of New York for a few days and here’s what I’ll be doing:

CHELSEA LATELY

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Thanks to everyone who watched me on Chelsea Lately last month! I’ll be appearing again on the show March 12th.

MIDWEST WITH ANTHONY JESELNIK MARCH 13-16

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Come see me open for Anthony Jeselnik in Madison, Green Bay, and Milwaukee, Wisconsin as well as Cincinnati, Ohio! Info about those dates here. 

SURVIVING JACK!!!

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The super funny show I wrote for, Surviving Jack, premieres March 27 on Fox at 8:30 (right after American Idol!!). Please watch it! It’s got a lot of funny people and jokes on it!

I am also, of course, performing in LA a bunch, and you can see all those dates on my calendar just to the right of this post (if you’re looking at my tumblr which you should).

Thanks everyone!!! You smell good!!!!!

Hey everyone! I’m super excited to perform at RiotLA this weekend! HERE ARE ALL THE SHOWS I’M DOING!

Hey turkey breath -

I’m doing some shows in the Bay Area this week! Why don’t you come?

  • TONIGHT: Throckmorton Theater, Mil Valley, 8pm, $21
  • WEDNESDAY: The Business, Dark Room Theater SF, 8pm, $5
  • FRIDAY: Black Friday at Cynic Cave, SF, 10pm, $10
  • SATURDAY: Cynic Cave with Chris Fairbanks, SF, 8 & 10pm, $10
  • SUNDAY: SF Punch LIne Sunday Showcase, 8pm, $12.50
  • TUESDAY: Headlining the Roxie, SF, 9pm, $7

LOVE YOU SMOOCHES XOXO

Emily

This is coming up! I’m really excited. https://www.facebook.com/events/587698221296109/

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photo by Luke Fontana

Hey, everybody! Spring has sprung and I’m going on tour!

DO YOU LIVE IN PORTLAND? April 18-21 I’ll be in Portland for the Bridgetown Comedy Festival. Here are my shows.

DO YOU LIVE IN AUSTIN? April 24-27 I’ll be in Austin for the Moontower Comedy Festival. Here are my shows.

DO YOU LIVE IN THE BAY AREA? May 1-4 I’ll be at the San Francisco Punch Line featuring for Tommy Johnagin. Buy tickets here.

Hope to see you all out there!

Hey everybody -

I will be in LA starting tomorrow and I will be performing on some shows there! I didn’t put most of them on my calendar because of time zones and google and megawatts and some other stuff I don’t like trying to figure out. HERE’S WHAT SHOWS I’M DOING:

Monday, March 25

Hot Tub with Kurt & Kristen - 8 pm, The Virgil

Keep it Clean - 10 pm, Public House

Tuesday, March 26

Holy Fuck - 9 pm, Downtown Independent

CONAN - 11 pm, your TV!!!

Thursday, March 28

The Business - 8 pm, Lyric Hyperion Theater

Sunday, March 31

Power Violence - 9:30 pm, 6470 Santa Monica Blvd

That’s all for now! Hope to see you there!

Hey guys, I’m gonna be traveling a lot next month! Here’s where:

April 18-21 Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, OR

April 24-27 Moontower Comedy Festival in Austin, TX

May 1-4 Punch Line Comedy Club in San Francisco, CA

More details soon!

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This week on Baby Geniuses: we keep our educational-ish streak going as journalist Michael Zelenko drops by to talk to us about the fascinating world of phone hacking known as phreaking and also Bitcoin! We leave feeling a lot smarter and a lot less safe around phones and Beanie Babies and also our bank accounts.

Then: lifestyle guru Jake Young Tim Trembles reveals to us the secret of his 7-day Adonis workout / lifestyle / heart attack plan! Will it work? Are we gonna be buff sexy ladies? LISTEN TO FIND OUT!

Also: Spite houses! More poop talk! And we won’t just let this Anne Hathaway thing go, I guess! Oh plus: a SURPRISING audio clip of Molly Shannon!

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Goooooodbyyyyyeee!!!

I’ll be performing comedy in LA this week! Here are my shows:

Thursday 11/15

8 pm - The Business @ Lyric Hyperion Theater

8:30 pm - Josh and Josh @ Bar Lubitsch

Sunday 11/18

8:30 pm - French Toast @ Taix

9:30 pm - Power Violence @ 6470 Santa Monica

Monday 11/19

10:30 pm - Westwood Brewco

Tuesday 11/20

8:30 pm - Comedy Bang Bang at UCB