Emily Heller

Comedian, Writer, Protagonist

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We’ve got another hot one next Monday! With Nate Bargatze, Ali Wong, and the Lucas Brothers! UCB Theater, 11 pm

Poster art by Lisa Hanawalt!

Hey! What are you up to Monday night? What’s that? You’re coming to my show? oh wow, that’s great, so cool to hear. Can’t wait to see you. It’s been too long.

We’re coming back on the 28th!!! And so should you!

I am so, so, so excited about this. With Donny Divanian, Nicole Byer, and Chris Garcia! You can buy tickets here: https://nerdmeltla.com/tickets2/index.php?event_id=890/

Hey dudes! Tell all your friends in Colorado and New York that I’m coming to say hi and do some shows!

photo by Mandee Johnson


Friday, April 25 - 10 pm - The Grawlix at the Bug Theater

Saturday, April 26 - 10 pm - Epilogue Comedy at Mutiny Cafe

Sunday, April 27 - 8 pm - Propaganda at Lannie’s Clocktower


Monday, April 28 - 8 pm - Night Train with Wyatt Cenac at Littlefield

Monday, April 28 - 11 pm - Whiplash at UCB

Tuesday, April 29 - 7 pm - Kean University in Union NJ with Anthony Jeselnik & Ron Funches

Wednesday, April 30 - 7:30 pm - Caroline’s on Broadway

Wednesday, April 30 - 8:30 pm - Big Terrific at Cameo Gallery, BK

Thursday, May 1 - 9 pm - Fresh Out! at UCBeast

Thursday, May 1 - 9:30 pm - Kabin

Thursday, May 1 - 10:30 pm - Dan + Joe + Charles Show at UCBeast

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Hey, everybody! I’ve got a lot of exciting things coming up, and here they all are!



I’ll be in the state of New York for a few days and here’s what I’ll be doing:



Thanks to everyone who watched me on Chelsea Lately last month! I’ll be appearing again on the show March 12th.



Come see me open for Anthony Jeselnik in Madison, Green Bay, and Milwaukee, Wisconsin as well as Cincinnati, Ohio! Info about those dates here. 



The super funny show I wrote for, Surviving Jack, premieres March 27 on Fox at 8:30 (right after American Idol!!). Please watch it! It’s got a lot of funny people and jokes on it!

I am also, of course, performing in LA a bunch, and you can see all those dates on my calendar just to the right of this post (if you’re looking at my tumblr which you should).

Thanks everyone!!! You smell good!!!!!

Hey everyone! I’m super excited to perform at RiotLA this weekend! HERE ARE ALL THE SHOWS I’M DOING!

Hey turkey breath -

I’m doing some shows in the Bay Area this week! Why don’t you come?

  • TONIGHT: Throckmorton Theater, Mil Valley, 8pm, $21
  • WEDNESDAY: The Business, Dark Room Theater SF, 8pm, $5
  • FRIDAY: Black Friday at Cynic Cave, SF, 10pm, $10
  • SATURDAY: Cynic Cave with Chris Fairbanks, SF, 8 & 10pm, $10
  • SUNDAY: SF Punch LIne Sunday Showcase, 8pm, $12.50
  • TUESDAY: Headlining the Roxie, SF, 9pm, $7



This is coming up! I’m really excited. https://www.facebook.com/events/587698221296109/


photo by Luke Fontana

Hey, everybody! Spring has sprung and I’m going on tour!

DO YOU LIVE IN PORTLAND? April 18-21 I’ll be in Portland for the Bridgetown Comedy Festival. Here are my shows.

DO YOU LIVE IN AUSTIN? April 24-27 I’ll be in Austin for the Moontower Comedy Festival. Here are my shows.

DO YOU LIVE IN THE BAY AREA? May 1-4 I’ll be at the San Francisco Punch Line featuring for Tommy Johnagin. Buy tickets here.

Hope to see you all out there!