
photo by Mindy Tucker
Hi. I have some shows coming up! If you live in New York, you should come!

The Afterlife * Tuesdays at 8pm sharp * The Sidewalk Cafe * 94 Avenue A
This show happens every week, but the next ones I’m on are Sept 18, Oct 9, Oct 16, & Oct 30. Free with one drink minimum!

Fresh Out! * Thursdays at 9pm sharp * UCBeast * 3rd & A
I host this show every week with Adam Conover! $5!

The Emily Heller Birthday Show
This one is gonna be a real doozy. I’m gonna wear a dress and everything.

Here’s what’s hot this month! My faves from around the web / world
John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show
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Here I am, on TV!
This is a photo Jakub Moser took of me from a show I did at the Exploratorium California Academy of Sciences last summer. PLANTS!
Summer 2010 is officially the summer of high school flashbacks for me. I got all giddy with one of my high school heroes, met a long-time pen pal for the first time, and reconnected with several other people I haven’t seen since I looked like this:

God I was so cool!
So I will be competing in the final round of the SF Women’s Comedy Competition on Nov 4. That’s a Wednesday. It’s at the San Jose Improv and I have a bunch of free tickets. Who wants to come? The amazing Jackie Kashian is headlining and it’s me and 5 other of the funniest ladies in the bay going head to head.
Additionally there is a Betty Boop outlet just down the block from the Improv, but I’m pretty sure it closes kind of early. Lemme know!