photo by Luke Fontana
Hey, everybody! Spring has sprung and I’m going on tour!
DO YOU LIVE IN PORTLAND? April 18-21 I’ll be in Portland for the Bridgetown Comedy Festival. Here are my shows.
DO YOU LIVE IN AUSTIN? April 24-27 I’ll be in Austin for the Moontower Comedy Festival. Here are my shows.
DO YOU LIVE IN THE BAY AREA? May 1-4 I’ll be at the San Francisco Punch Line featuring for Tommy Johnagin. Buy tickets here.
Hope to see you all out there!
Hey everybody -
I will be in LA starting tomorrow and I will be performing on some shows there! I didn’t put most of them on my calendar because of time zones and google and megawatts and some other stuff I don’t like trying to figure out. HERE’S WHAT SHOWS I’M DOING:
Monday, March 25
Hot Tub with Kurt & Kristen - 8 pm, The Virgil
Keep it Clean - 10 pm, Public House
Tuesday, March 26
Holy Fuck - 9 pm, Downtown Independent
CONAN - 11 pm, your TV!!!
Thursday, March 28
The Business - 8 pm, Lyric Hyperion Theater
Sunday, March 31
Power Violence - 9:30 pm, 6470 Santa Monica Blvd
That’s all for now! Hope to see you there!
I’ll be performing comedy in LA this week! Here are my shows:
8 pm - The Business @ Lyric Hyperion Theater
8:30 pm - Josh and Josh @ Bar Lubitsch
8:30 pm - French Toast @ Taix
9:30 pm - Power Violence @ 6470 Santa Monica
10:30 pm - Westwood Brewco
8:30 pm - Comedy Bang Bang at UCB
photo by Mindy Tucker
Hi. I have some shows coming up! If you live in New York, you should come!
The Afterlife * Tuesdays at 8pm sharp * The Sidewalk Cafe * 94 Avenue A
This show happens every week, but the next ones I’m on are Sept 18, Oct 9, Oct 16, & Oct 30. Free with one drink minimum!
Fresh Out! * Thursdays at 9pm sharp * UCBeast * 3rd & A
I host this show every week with Adam Conover! $5!
The Emily Heller Birthday Show
This one is gonna be a real doozy. I’m gonna wear a dress and everything.
photo by Seth Olenick
Hey, everyone! I’m doing some shows in California this week and next. Sorry to have spaced on posting these dates til now. Blah blah blah medical marijuana joke blah blah blah!! I can’t post them on my Google Calendar because the time zones are all off.
Here are my dates.
8 pm - Not for Nothing at Little Modern Theater
9 pm - Punk House at West Side Comedy Theater
10 pm - Beer in the Shower at the Dreams Lounge at Dunes Inn
June 28 - 8 pm, Comedy Bodega at Esta Noche
July 2 - 9 pm, 107.7 The Bone
July 3 - 8 pm, Throckmorton Theater (Mill Valley)
July 5 - 10 pm,Tourettes without Regrets
See you there, chucklebutts!!
You really have no excuse not to see me perform at some point in January. Look at my show calendar. There is some insanely cool stuff happening… everywhere you look. Raunchy shows, attic shows, Oakland shows, Punch Line shows, CD release parties, and my return to Iron Comic. I can probably get you in for free to some of these, too!
Get off your butts! You’re driving me bananas!
Hey dudes - Just a quick post to say there are a ton of really awesome shows coming up this month in SF, the east bay, and Santa Cruz! So many that I’m having a hard time figuring out how to promote all of them, so I will just say: check out my calendar on the right, and contact me privately if you want to know more about any of the shows or want recommendations for what to come to! But a quick geographic breakdown:
Marga’s Laugh Party - Feb 10 at Cafe du Nord - Inaugural comedy show/dance party with tons of ladies and others, plus a DJ! - 8pm
Things We Made - Feb 6 & 20. Legendary alt-comedy variety show with lots of my favorites! - 10:30pm
Monday Night Foreplays - Feb 15 & Mar 1. All female sketch/variety show produced by PianoFight! - 8pm
All those shows are at the Off-Market Theater, Mission & 6th.
Speech Therapy Comedy - Feb 5. at Il Pirata - Headliner Sammy Obeid, who I encourage you to come and degrade - 9pm
Made in the 80s - Feb 25 at the Dark Room - Young ass comics in 80s costumes! - 8pm
Ladies Night at Castagnola’s - Feb 9 - Stand up showcase - 7:30pm
SF Clubhouse - Feb 27 - Stand up showcase - 9pm
Grand Lake Theater - Feb 22 - not sure on all the deets of this one yet! But it’s stand up wtih a bunch of funny Portland folks
Layover Comedy - Feb 22 at the Layover in Oakland - FREE!
Comickaze at Kuumbwa Jazz Center - Feb 28 - With Brent Weinbach, Brendan Lynch, Joey Devine, and DNA - 8pm
WHEW, thank you much for reading this far. Contact me privately if you want suggestions!