Emily Heller

photo by Luke Fontana

Hey, everybody! Spring has sprung and I’m going on tour!

DO YOU LIVE IN PORTLAND? April 18-21 I’ll be in Portland for the Bridgetown Comedy Festival. Here are my shows.

DO YOU LIVE IN AUSTIN? April 24-27 I’ll be in Austin for the Moontower Comedy Festival. Here are my shows.

DO YOU LIVE IN THE BAY AREA? May 1-4 I’ll be at the San Francisco Punch Line featuring for Tommy Johnagin. Buy tickets here.

Hope to see you all out there!

Hey everybody -

I will be in LA starting tomorrow and I will be performing on some shows there! I didn’t put most of them on my calendar because of time zones and google and megawatts and some other stuff I don’t like trying to figure out. HERE’S WHAT SHOWS I’M DOING:

Monday, March 25

Hot Tub with Kurt & Kristen - 8 pm, The Virgil

Keep it Clean - 10 pm, Public House

Tuesday, March 26

Holy Fuck - 9 pm, Downtown Independent

CONAN - 11 pm, your TV!!!

Thursday, March 28

The Business - 8 pm, Lyric Hyperion Theater

Sunday, March 31

Power Violence - 9:30 pm, 6470 Santa Monica Blvd

That’s all for now! Hope to see you there!

I’ll be performing comedy in LA this week! Here are my shows:

Thursday 11/15

8 pm - The Business @ Lyric Hyperion Theater

8:30 pm - Josh and Josh @ Bar Lubitsch

Sunday 11/18

8:30 pm - French Toast @ Taix

9:30 pm - Power Violence @ 6470 Santa Monica

Monday 11/19

10:30 pm - Westwood Brewco

Tuesday 11/20

8:30 pm - Comedy Bang Bang at UCB

photo by Mindy Tucker

Hi. I have some shows coming up! If you live in New York, you should come!

The Afterlife * Tuesdays at 8pm sharp * The Sidewalk Cafe * 94 Avenue A

This show happens every week, but the next ones I’m on are Sept 18, Oct 9, Oct 16, & Oct 30. Free with one drink minimum!

Fresh Out! * Thursdays at 9pm sharp * UCBeast * 3rd & A

I host this show every week with Adam Conover! $5!

The Emily Heller Birthday Show
This one is gonna be a real doozy. I’m gonna wear a dress and everything.

photo by Seth Olenick

Hey, everyone! I’m doing some shows in California this week and next. Sorry to have spaced on posting these dates til now. Blah blah blah medical marijuana joke blah blah blah!! I can’t post them on my Google Calendar because the time zones are all off.

Here are my dates.

LOS ANGELES

June 27

8 pm - Not for Nothing at Little Modern Theater

9 pm - Punk House at West Side Comedy Theater

10 pm - Beer in the Shower at the Dreams Lounge at Dunes Inn

SAN FRANCISCO

June 28 - 8 pm, Comedy Bodega at Esta Noche

July 2 - 9 pm, 107.7 The Bone

July 3 - 8 pm, Throckmorton Theater (Mill Valley)

July 5-8 - San Francisco Punch Line

July 5 - 10 pm,Tourettes without Regrets

See you there, chucklebutts!!

You really have no excuse not to see me perform at some point in January. Look at my show calendar. There is some insanely cool stuff happening… everywhere you look. Raunchy shows, attic shows, Oakland shows, Punch Line shows, CD release parties, and my return to Iron Comic. I can probably get you in for free to some of these, too!

Get off your butts! You’re driving me bananas!

Hey dudes - Just a quick post to say there are a ton of really awesome shows coming up this month in SF, the east bay, and Santa Cruz! So many that I’m having a hard time figuring out how to promote all of them, so I will just say: check out my calendar on the right, and contact me privately if you want to know more about any of the shows or want recommendations for what to come to! But a quick geographic breakdown:

CASTRO/MARKET:
Marga’s Laugh Party - Feb 10 at Cafe du Nord - Inaugural comedy show/dance party with tons of ladies and others, plus a DJ! - 8pm

SOMA AREA:
Things We Made - Feb 6 & 20. Legendary alt-comedy variety show with lots of my favorites! - 10:30pm
Monday Night Foreplays - Feb 15 & Mar 1. All female sketch/variety show produced by PianoFight! - 8pm
All those shows are at the Off-Market Theater, Mission & 6th.

MISSION/PORTRERO:
Speech Therapy Comedy - Feb 5. at Il Pirata - Headliner Sammy Obeid, who I encourage you to come and degrade - 9pm
Made in the 80s - Feb 25 at the Dark Room - Young ass comics in 80s costumes! - 8pm

WHARF:
Ladies Night at Castagnola’s - Feb 9 - Stand up showcase - 7:30pm

DOWNTOWN:
SF Clubhouse - Feb 27 - Stand up showcase - 9pm

EAST BAY:
Grand Lake Theater - Feb 22 - not sure on all the deets of this one yet! But it’s stand up wtih a bunch of funny Portland folks
Layover Comedy - Feb 22 at the Layover in Oakland - FREE!

SANTA CRUZ:
Comickaze at Kuumbwa Jazz Center - Feb 28 - With Brent Weinbach, Brendan Lynch, Joey Devine, and DNA - 8pm

WHEW, thank you much for reading this far. Contact me privately if you want suggestions!